I have been fairly busy in my life apart from chess.
Even so I dream of playing one game a day on Chess.com, or is it 365 chess.com. And I want to continue the exercises on the tactics server.
But it is hot. People have died. I have projects with deadlines.
I really don't expect to come up for air till the second week of August.
Kiss me Caissa.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Foolish Virgin!
In the New Testament, Jesus reportedly tells a story of ten wise virgins and ten foolish virgins. In the tale the women are waiting for the bridegroom. He is delayed and half of them do not have enough oil for their lamps. The wise ones cannot share, so the foolish virgins have to go find more oil. While they are gone the bridegroom comes. The party begins without the 10 foolish virgins. And they cannot get in. They are left out in the cold.
:wise virgins
: foolish virgins
Now the Revised Caissa Version
One day Casisa spoke thus, There was once a tournament with twenty chess players. They all were deeply prepared for their first ten moves. They were even deeply prepared for twenty moves. But the game dragged on and the pieces diminished greatly upon the face of the board. And lo the endgame had come. The foolish chess players had neglected their endings and cried out to the wise ones, "Help us! Share some of your endgame knowledge with us." But the wise ones replied, "There is no time for that now." And behold the tournament ended and the trophies were handed out, and applause was given upon the bright raised stage. But none of the foolish players were there to be seen. They were sitting in the outer darkness of the audience wailing and gnashing their teeth.
Have mercy on me Caissa. I am a sinner. My Kaufman and Cox are warm and worn, while my Silman's Complete Endgame course, my Dvoretsky, My Karsten Laprecht lie cold and nearly virginal.
Kiss me Caissa. Kiss me anyway.
Now the Revised Caissa Version
One day Casisa spoke thus, There was once a tournament with twenty chess players. They all were deeply prepared for their first ten moves. They were even deeply prepared for twenty moves. But the game dragged on and the pieces diminished greatly upon the face of the board. And lo the endgame had come. The foolish chess players had neglected their endings and cried out to the wise ones, "Help us! Share some of your endgame knowledge with us." But the wise ones replied, "There is no time for that now." And behold the tournament ended and the trophies were handed out, and applause was given upon the bright raised stage. But none of the foolish players were there to be seen. They were sitting in the outer darkness of the audience wailing and gnashing their teeth.
Have mercy on me Caissa. I am a sinner. My Kaufman and Cox are warm and worn, while my Silman's Complete Endgame course, my Dvoretsky, My Karsten Laprecht lie cold and nearly virginal.
Friday, July 6, 2012
The Vacillator!
Onward minnions! The super villian subpatzer "Vacillator" plays all the openings at once! Mu ha ha ha ha. Not only will you not know what he is doing, even he will not know what he is doing!
But he is no Taimanov, thinking for a half hour before making his first move. He is no Nakamura taking 30 seconds in blitz in a well known variation of the Slav Geller Gambit.
No he is the subpatzer! Ringleader of the evil ring of evil. Tremble (with joy) before his onslaught!
But he is well rounded!
Like Sysyphus Mark II, (Johnathan Glover) he wants to roll the whole stone of opening theory up the hill.
Except where he gets stoned by theory.
An inch deep and a mile wide.
Kiss me Caissa!
But he is no Taimanov, thinking for a half hour before making his first move. He is no Nakamura taking 30 seconds in blitz in a well known variation of the Slav Geller Gambit.
No he is the subpatzer! Ringleader of the evil ring of evil. Tremble (with joy) before his onslaught!
But he is well rounded!
Like Sysyphus Mark II, (Johnathan Glover) he wants to roll the whole stone of opening theory up the hill.
Except where he gets stoned by theory.
An inch deep and a mile wide.
Kiss me Caissa!
Monday, July 2, 2012
Onward Subpatzers!
Notes from the Vacillator...
I am dreaming of playing the French Rubinstein and Queen's Gambit Declined Lasker Variation as my Chess Opening foundation. The reason is their wonderful expandibility. I am taking my cues from Vatko Kovacevic.
Today I scripted Chapter 13 of Vitugov's The French Defense Reloaded into Bookup and on to paper. (I want a hard copy of my own script.) Then I used Bookup's training function and practiced it.
I like that training a single chapter does not take to long. Furthermore this goes more with Bent Larsen's idea to learn one thing really well, before learning more.
This goes against my mile wide and inch deep habits as an openings vacillator.
"One day at a time" says the opening junky.
Here is a candle for Rubinstein.
God bless you Akiba.
Kiss me Caissa!
I am dreaming of playing the French Rubinstein and Queen's Gambit Declined Lasker Variation as my Chess Opening foundation. The reason is their wonderful expandibility. I am taking my cues from Vatko Kovacevic.
Today I scripted Chapter 13 of Vitugov's The French Defense Reloaded into Bookup and on to paper. (I want a hard copy of my own script.) Then I used Bookup's training function and practiced it.
I like that training a single chapter does not take to long. Furthermore this goes more with Bent Larsen's idea to learn one thing really well, before learning more.
This goes against my mile wide and inch deep habits as an openings vacillator.
"One day at a time" says the opening junky.
Here is a candle for Rubinstein.
God bless you Akiba.
Kiss me Caissa!
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