Friday, July 6, 2012

The Vacillator!

 Onward minnions! The super villian subpatzer "Vacillator" plays all the openings at once! Mu ha ha ha ha. Not only will you not know what he is doing, even he will not know what he is doing!

But he is no Taimanov, thinking for a half hour before making his first move. He is no Nakamura taking 30 seconds in blitz in a well known variation of the Slav Geller Gambit.

No he is the subpatzer! Ringleader of the evil ring of evil. Tremble (with joy) before his onslaught!

But he is well rounded!

Like Sysyphus Mark II, (Johnathan Glover) he wants to roll the whole stone of opening theory up the hill.
 Except where he gets stoned by theory.

An inch deep and a mile wide.

Kiss me Caissa!

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