Children's Chess

I firmly believe that before higher chess concepts become effective I must understand the basics. Just as I think a good way to learn another language is to begin with children's books and children's TV programs, I think a great way to learn chess is through children's chess books. I read that Tal was not above looking at elementary tactical problems. I think it never hurts to go back over the basics from time to time.

I have read that "How to beat your Dad in Chess" is actually a sparkling little book on basic Checkmate combinations. Pandolfini's "Beginning Chess" might be a good starting alternative to the circles of hell of De la Maza's "Rapid Chess Improvement." And I found Robert Snyder's "Winning Chess Tournaments for Juniors" to be a great manual for those preparing to play in rated tournaments regardless of their age.

I was sitting at a Subway restaurant, reading Winning Chess Tournaments for Juniors, while enjoying lunch. A couple of men were sitting at a table nearby. They were wearing the rough clothes of their job. I must have been quite the sight, sitting in my suit and tie, meekly reading a children's chess book.

"What'cha reading?" One of them asked knowingly.

"Winning Chess Tournaments for Juniors." I replied.

"Don't you know how to play chess?" He asked.

"I am trying to learn it." I replied. (Jesus gave good chess advice when he said to always take the low seat.)

"I'm pretty good." He said.

I then told him two places where I knew people played chess in the city, and invited him to come play.

There was ice in my veins.

Chess is like that. It is crack for testosteronies. Right then and there I think both of us were ready to throw down a board and destroy each other. Chess is like an old West movie where everyone wants to be the fastest gun. I am no master, but I didn't have to be. I only had to be better than him, there and then, in that Subway restaurant, at high noon.

I had to go back to work, and so did they, so we never played.

But I'm ready.

"Set 'em up partner!"